Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the furfag of a town called Fur-Air
In West Marlbank born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, jacking off, relaxing all cool
And all drawing some fur-porn outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I drew one little picture and my mom got scared
And said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Fur-Air
"I begged and pleaded with her the other day But she packed my millions of fur pictures and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said
I might as well kick it First class,
yo this is bad,Drawing fur-porn on real fancy paper this what the people of Fur-Air livin' like, Hmm this might be alright!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
the Liscense plate said "FurFag"
and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Fur-Air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homie Yiff in hell"
Looked at my fagdom
I was finally there
To settle my throne as the furfag of Fur-Air
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